Episodes

Jan. 10, 2023

Holding Out For A Hero: Harry Potter and The Hero's Journey

This week, we're putting on the literary analysis hats we are in no way qualified to wear and discussing the narrative template The Hero's Journey. Is Harry Potter a typical Hero's Journey Tale? Is The Hero's Journey still an effective storytelling device? And for the love of god who is Ashwaganda …

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Jan. 3, 2023

Emo As F**k: The Deep-Dive on Albus Dumbledore

Is there a better way to start 2023 than by somewhat ruthlessly dissecting the morals and ethics of the patriarch of the Harry Potter universe, Albus Dumbledore? No. No, there is not. We'll see you in there.

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Dec. 27, 2022

A Very Foxie Christmas!

It's Christmas, but Foxie-fied. We share our favorite Christmas memories and traditions, recap Christmas throughout the original Harry Potter book series, air our grievances, and reflect on our hopes for the coming year.

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Dec. 20, 2022

Light-Up Dragon Bambi: Secrets of Dumbledore

Join us this week as we cover the third (and final?) of the Fantastic Beasts franchise- Secrets of Dumbledore. We speculate how the narrative got so damn messy, Kevin gives a manic recap of the Qilin storyline that evokes the phrase "Stop the Steal", and Bunty tells us how "it be like that sometime…

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Dec. 6, 2022

Shook: The Wilsons Take Harry Potter Quizzes

This week, we're revealing the deepest inner workings of our Wizarding Souls- in the form of online quizzes. And some of the results are...surprising. Plus- ACEs follow-up!

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Nov. 29, 2022

Stan By Me: The Deep-Dive on The Marauders

The time has come friends- we're talking everyone's favorite HP subplot and the story that launched one million fanfics, The Marauders! Were they bullies or heroes? What's Kev's AU theory about James? And is there any viable defense for Peter Pettigrew?

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Nov. 22, 2022

Dumbledaddy: Crimes of Grindelwald

This week we are bravely facing the narrative mess that is Crimes of Grindelwald and its 1,000 separate storylines, weaving in and out of the kelpie-sized plotholes and disagreeing hard about Johnny Depp.

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Nov. 8, 2022

We Don't Talk About Lupin: ACEs in Harry Potter

This week, we're discussing ACEs (Adverse Childhood Experiences) within the Harry Potter series. While it is a heavy topic fear not! There is still plenty of ridiculousness, like the time Kevin thought Hagrid's three-headed dog was named Fangey. Please note: This episode contains some general di…

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Nov. 1, 2022

Hurt People Hurt People: The Deep Dive on Severus Snape

In our first character deep dive, we're jumping straight into the deep end and tackling the most polarizing character in the Harry Potter universe- Severus Snape. Is the whole Snape/Lily thing romantic or creepy? Is there any way in which Snape is actually a decent teacher? We do our level best to …

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Oct. 24, 2022

He's A Mumbler: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

It's time to jump into the Fantastic Beasts series with the titular first movie, and we're coming in hot with our love for Jacob Kowalski and our...not-love of Johnny Depp.

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Oct. 18, 2022

Headcanon Accepted: Harry Potter Headcanons and Origin Stories

FFH is BACK! For the premiere post-first-series-reading episode, we're talking Harry Potter Headcanons and Origin Stories. Who do the Weasleys have a thing for? Did Salazar Slytherin have a totally different reason for his blood purity mania? And was Dumbledore not actually who he seemed to be in K…

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Sept. 27, 2022

Episode of Requirement: Hot Wands!

It's time for Hot Wands, the show with spicy spells and even spicier questions- and this season's Episode of Requirement! The Wilsons and Manager of Mischief Jay-Bay make their way through eight progressively hotter hot sauces while answering all manner of questions. How many unintentional innuendo…

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Sept. 20, 2022

Hope Is A Thing With Feathers (Harry Potter: The Series As A Whole)

Cue sweeping orchestral music for our sweeping discussion of the entire Harry Potter series. Listen in wrapt attention as Kev scrambles to provide one-minute summaries of each book, let your ears bathe in The Wilsons' waxing poetic about the larger themes at play across the books, and erupt in thun…

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Sept. 15, 2022

The Jim Dale/Keith Morrison Venn Diagram (Book 7 Prophecy Round-Up an…

It's time again for that old End-of-A-Book Hootenanny known as The Kevlawney Prophecy Round-Up and the HOOTenanny known as Owl Post. How many of Kev's Book 7 prophecies came to pass? Which series-wide prophecies are the all-time greats? What are the Wilsons' go-to karaoke songs? And, perhaps most i…

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Sept. 6, 2022

Drunk History: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2 (The Movi…

Keep the Milk Duds flowing and the popcorn poppin' because FFH is back with another movie episode and The Wilsons aren't feeling quite as charitable with the second half of Deathly Hallows. While the ending may be a flaming pile of actual garbage, there are plenty of magical moments to discuss lead…

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Aug. 30, 2022

Quickies After Dark?

Tech Week is currently kicking Amanda's a**, so forgive us as we put off DH2 for one week! Support the show

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Aug. 23, 2022

Scrappy Doo: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1 (The Movie)

Grab your popcorn, Twizzlers, and Helena Bonham Carter opinions and make yourself comfy- it's movie time as The Wilsons cover Deathly Hallows: Part 1. What did they love, what did they hate, and (most importantly) where do they land on the Harry/Hermione dance? Listen and find out!

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Aug. 16, 2022

Legend (Book 7, Chapter 36)

The time has come! Kev has finally finished the series and we're covering The Flaw in the Plan and the Epilogue, Nineteen Years Later. Which moments are the last of Kev's first re-read to bring your hosts to loud, sniffy tears? Who emerged Winner and Loser of the final chapter? And most importantly…

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Aug. 9, 2022

The Wilsons Go To LeakyCon 2022!

This week, it's time to talk LeakyCon 2022! Come for your hosts discussing the inclusive and heart-warming community lovefest that is LeakyCon, stay for the dunking on both The Bourne Stuntacular and the phenomenon of Manspreading.

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July 26, 2022

Mama Magic: Part 2 (Book 7, Chapter 35)

The Wilsons have made amends after last week and are ready to finish up their discussion of King's Cross. Things get deep when discussing Dumbledore's arc, Kev is feeling sorry for Voldemort somehow, and Prison Mike stops by?

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July 19, 2022

Mama Magic: Part 1 (Book 7, Chapter 35)

This week, your hosts argue about and may divorce over the logistics of Harry's survival in part one of covering HP All-Time chapter King's Cross. Plus- plans for the future of the show!

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July 12, 2022

Tears and Beers (Book 7, Chapter 34)

We warned you with the title of this week's episode- have your tissues handy. The Forest Again proves to be a Forest of Emotion as The Wilsons discuss Harry's march to death. Plus, Otis Redding, some Jesus stuff?, and Kev discusses burning books.

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July 5, 2022

Firestarter: Part 2 (Book 7, Chapter 33)

It's time to dive into the remainder of Snape's memories as we finish The Prince's Tale. Big feelings and opinions about the Half Blood Prince himself as well as the puppet master who's name rhymes with Schmumbledore abound.

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June 28, 2022

Firestarter: Part 1 (Book 7, Chapter 33)

Join us as we try to distract ourselves from the current dystopian hellscape that is the US by tackling one half of the hellscape that is Snape's memories! That's right- it's time for part 1 of our 2-part coverage of The Prince's Tale.

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