Amanda Wilson Check-In Time!

Please enjoy this brief update about this week's episode and Amanda's answer to a listener question about keeping it cool when Kev guesses things correctly. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

It Puts The Potion On Its Skin (Book 3, Ch. 11-12)

IT’S PATRONUS WEEK, and it’s all Firebolts, the inner workings of Sneakoscopes, and 97 year-old dogs. What are Amanda and Kev’s patronus memories? Which moment has Amanda reliving the infamous “Dinner Party” episode of The Office ? And is Dumbledore in fact Santa Clause? Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

Padlock, Mothman, F***face, and Roy (Book 3, Ch. 10)

It's time for The Marauder's Map, and your hosts solemnly swear that they are up to their usual tangential antics. From El Chapo to Hermione's Aunt Debra and everything in between, Amanda and Kev are dissecting the huge revelations within these 30 pages and the implications for Harry therein. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

The Call Is Coming From Inside The House (Book 3, Ch. 8-9)

It’s Halloween at Hogwarts, and there are Grims afoot. This week your hosts are talking hunker downs, baby Binky bunnies, and Kev’s inability to say werewolf properly. Why is Hermione driving Amanda nuts in “Flight of the Fat Lady”? What pets would The Wilsons bring with them to school? And what in God’s name is a Squid Baby? The answers to all this and more lie ahead…just Rain-X your glasses first. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

...And Once Again Hagrid Might Get Fired (Book 3, Ch. 6-7)

The Wilsons are back to talk about the first days of classes in Harry and the Gang’s third year, where kids are seeing death omens, being slashed by Hippogriffs ( cough DESERVEDIT cough ), and facing their biggest fears. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

Dis Scruffy Bastid (Book 3, Ch. 5)

A dire warning. Depression embodied. Amanda's favorite character introduced. I guess you could say a lot happens in this chapter. Which is why your hosts are talking about it for roughly 5 times as long as it takes to read. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

Crooksharks (doo doo da doo da doo) (Book 3, Ch. 1-4)

It’s TIME FOR AZKABAAAAAN! This week Amanda and Kev are going all-in and covering an ambitious four chapters to kick off the well-loved third book of the Harry Potter series. What does the escape of Sirius Black teach us about hurricane prep? Who and what is already making Kev suspicious? What are your hosts now calling Voldemort? All this and more in this (slightly longer than normal) season 3 premiere episode. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

Hot Tom: Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets (The Movie)

This week, your hosts are completing their journey into the big narcissistic snake room by dissecting the film adaptation of Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets . Who did Chris Columbus rob in this adaptation? What moment did your hosts find better in the movie than in the book? What exactly does a happy trombone sound like? Why is Tom Riddle so damn good looking? And for godssake how many eyes does Aragog have? Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

Episode of Requirement: The Wedding!

This week your hosts are telling you all about the best day (read: week) of their lives. You’ll hear every crazy, grasshopper-involved, en français, taco-related detail about the rehearsal dinner, the wedding, and the honeymoon in Paris. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

An All-Around Good Guy...Also Kind of a Gangster (Book 2, Ch. 17-18)

Your hosts are wrapping up Chamber of Secrets, and wrapping up their single lives. Join Amanda and Kev for the final episode before the wedding, and learn about who the REAL hero of this story is. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

Defense Against The Daahk Ahts (Book 2, Ch. 15-16)

The countdown is on for A) the big 'Heir of Slytherin' Reveal and B) your hosts’ wedding. And things are getting weird. It's time for some giant spider-y action, friends. Strap into your feral car, queue up some Olive Hornsby and The Range, and for the love of god watch Moana. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

An A-Ha Moment (Book 2, Ch. 12-14)

This week, your hosts get ambitious and actually cover three whole chapters! They're talking diary-diving, FBI-ing, and...Percy Sledge? Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

What the Hell Kind of School Is This? (Book 2, Ch. 10-11)

Hiss HIIIsSSssss hiSSSSS (That's Parseltongue for "welcome back"). This week your hosts sneak into The Restricted Section, catch the Snitch with a broken arm, get a big surprise during the first meeting of the new and completely violent and horrifying dueling club, and sing the theme song to Saved by the Bell (naturally). Things are getting serious, Amanda is struggling to keep her face neutral about house elf rights, and Kev is finally starting to understand why Potterheads everywhere snicker when they hear "no safer place than Hogwarts". Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

Say My Name, Bastian! (Book 2, Ch. 8-9)

Who would guess that covering two chapters would yield a conversation about everything from Kev's truly traumatic time in his own version of post-hanging-cat-blood-wall Hogwarts to Kimchi to Dumbledore's undies? If you've listened to this show before- you. You would have guessed that. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

I Hypnotize You With My Teeth and You Give Me Money (Book 2, Ch. 4-7)

Considering Hurricane DORKian (eyeroll) kept them inside for awhile, your hosts are tackling four chapters this week- At Flourish and Blotts , The Whomping Willow , Gilderoy Lockhart , and Mudbloods and Murmurs . They’re talking gender, they’re talking race, they’re talking Tony Robbins for some reason. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

Chicken Soup For The Wizard's Soul (Book 2, Ch. 1-3)

Now that they (and their relationship) have survived Book 1, your favorite Potterhead and Potter Virgin are back for Chamber of Secrets. Before diving into the shattered sugared violet pudding WeasleyFest that is the first three chapters of Book 2, your hosts have some exciting announcements about their new benefits for FFH Patreon Supporters, and you’ll be squeaking like Dobby (except with excitement rather than self-bludgeoning). Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

Chekhov's Dragon: Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone (The Movie)

This week, your hosts grab the popcorn and White Claw and dive into the one-liner extravaganza that is the film adaptation of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone . What did they think was spot-on? What made them roll their eyes? And what the hell does Jim Varney have to do with any of it? Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

Episode of Requirement: LeakyCon!

In their very first Episode of Requirement , Amanda and Kev tell you all about their adventures at LeakyCon Dallas, one of the largest annual Harry Potter conventions in the world. There were injuries, there were scooters, there were Tom Feltons(!), but most of all...there were erotic velvet portraits of Hagrid and Hermione. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)