Episodes

Dancing In The Dark Arts (Book 4, Chapters 9-10)

Things are getting all kinds of creepy up in Goblet of Fire . This week your hosts are talking The Dark Mark, The Media, Elf Rights, and Kev’s rampant distrust for ol’ Toothbrush Mustache. Also, The Royal House of Windsor and (for some reason) Justin Bieber? Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

Dude, Your Implicit Bias Is Showing (Book 4, Chapters 7-8)

Sportsball Alert! It’s the final of the Quidditch World Cup and the camping antics of a whole bunch of wizards with no chill that precede it. Your hosts are talking Bagman, Crouch, Wizard/Muggle Relations, a “writhing” Percy Weasley, and more. Who’s acting like Bruno Mars? Who’s reminding The Wilsons of the uncle in Napoleon Dynamite? And what had Amanda and Kev crying this time? Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

Ron Floo Over The Cuckoo's Nest (Book 4, Chapters 4-6)

It’s time for the next three chapters of Goblet of Fire , the introduction of the Portkey concept, and the return of mafia references! Kev and Amanda are delving into the logistics of getting an assload of wizards to one place and the titillation of cauldron-bottom thickness. Plus: porridge talk, Kev gets quizzed on The Weasley Birth Order, and Professor Kevlawney makes a prediction that will win or fail as soon as next week. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

Good Guy Frank Bryce (Book 4, Chapters 1-3)

It’s the Season 4 premiere, and The Wilsons are tackling Chapters 1-3 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire . A distinct tonal departure in Chapter 1 has Professor Kevlawney’s crystal ball a-glowing, Frank Bryce is assigned an alternative career, and numerous theories are posited about which part of Nagini exactly is being milked. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

Episode of Requirement: The Newlywed Game!

This week, Kev and Amanda are at the mercy of The Manager of Mischief himself- Josh “Jay Bay” Bailey and his arsenal of patron-submitted questions. Some are sweet, some are strange, some are…ahem…for grown ups. How well do The Wilsons really know each other, and exactly how much bourbon was consumed in the making of this episode? Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

Skele-Gro Rodeo: The Kevlawney Prophecy Round-Up of Books 1-3

This week your hosts are taking a stroll down memory lane that is completely metaphorical considering Kev has broken several things and can’t stroll anywhere at the moment. Nevertheless, The Wilsons soldier on with the very first Kevlawney Prophecy Round-Up. Join them as they review the hits, misses, and remaining question marks from the increasingly-polished crystal ball of our favorite FFH Seer. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

Can We Get Alfonso Cuarón On The Phone?: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (The Movie)

Hope you bought your tickets to COMPLAINEYFEST 2020 because The Wilsons have opinions about the film adaption of Book 3. As usual for the movie episodes, they’re giving you their most magical moments, most muggle moments (spoiler alert that section is longer), best casting decisions, dream recasts, and movie-inspired marriage lessons. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

Get That Firebolt Up To 88 (Book 3, Ch. 21-22)

Your hosts are finishing up Book 3 this week by dissecting the last two chapters of Prisoner of Azkaban , and they are talking quantum physics, Kev’s dream soundtrack for the book’s finale, and why Harry’s Patronus form is emotionally wrecking The Wilsons. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

What's The Time, Professor Lupin? (Book 3, Ch. 19-20)

This week, your hosts are discussing the truth about one Peter Pettigrew, and possibly divorcing over Severus Snape. Will Kev’s blood pressure ever go down after the incredibly stressful events in these 41-odd pages? What moment had both Wilsons literally crying while talking about it? Who smells the worst in The Shrieking Shack? And why would Pavarti Patil and Crookshanks ever be brought up in the same sentence? Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

You CANNOT Call Him 'Teen Wolf' (Book 3, Ch. 18)

This week your hosts are delving into the Marauder backstory, with all of its sacrifice, tragedy, and…premeditated murder? Kev is making the case for why Remus Lupin is a lot like Kevin Hart, Amanda is worried about the possible Great Wilson Snape/Marauder Fan Divide that may be coming, and both are speculating about their own animagus forms. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

Yer A Wizard, Scabbers (Book 3, Ch. 15-17)

This week’s episode is larger than the giant axe MacNair is casually carrying around a school full of children, and it’s time for the Quidditch Cup, final exams, and some good ol’ murderous intent. How many times did this section have Kev saying “what the HELL is going on”? Who are your hosts crowning as the (un)Official Winner of This Section? What’s making Amanda cry in the chapter Cat, Rat, and Dog ? And why are The Wilsons still reeling from an incident involving a cat and a Christmas tree? Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

Bed Shaming (Book 3, Ch. 13-14)

After a brief delay, your hosts are back to talk about Hagrid's most shining moment, Jimmy Carter, the ongoing strangeness that is the Lupin/Snape dynamic, and whether or not Harry does in fact strut . Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

Amanda Wilson Check-In Time!

Please enjoy this brief update about this week's episode and Amanda's answer to a listener question about keeping it cool when Kev guesses things correctly. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

It Puts The Potion On Its Skin (Book 3, Ch. 11-12)

IT’S PATRONUS WEEK, and it’s all Firebolts, the inner workings of Sneakoscopes, and 97 year-old dogs. What are Amanda and Kev’s patronus memories? Which moment has Amanda reliving the infamous “Dinner Party” episode of The Office ? And is Dumbledore in fact Santa Clause? Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

Padlock, Mothman, F***face, and Roy (Book 3, Ch. 10)

It's time for The Marauder's Map, and your hosts solemnly swear that they are up to their usual tangential antics. From El Chapo to Hermione's Aunt Debra and everything in between, Amanda and Kev are dissecting the huge revelations within these 30 pages and the implications for Harry therein. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

The Call Is Coming From Inside The House (Book 3, Ch. 8-9)

It’s Halloween at Hogwarts, and there are Grims afoot. This week your hosts are talking hunker downs, baby Binky bunnies, and Kev’s inability to say werewolf properly. Why is Hermione driving Amanda nuts in “Flight of the Fat Lady”? What pets would The Wilsons bring with them to school? And what in God’s name is a Squid Baby? The answers to all this and more lie ahead…just Rain-X your glasses first. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

...And Once Again Hagrid Might Get Fired (Book 3, Ch. 6-7)

The Wilsons are back to talk about the first days of classes in Harry and the Gang’s third year, where kids are seeing death omens, being slashed by Hippogriffs ( cough DESERVEDIT cough ), and facing their biggest fears. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

Dis Scruffy Bastid (Book 3, Ch. 5)

A dire warning. Depression embodied. Amanda's favorite character introduced. I guess you could say a lot happens in this chapter. Which is why your hosts are talking about it for roughly 5 times as long as it takes to read. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)