Crooksharks (doo doo da doo da doo) (Book 3, Ch. 1-4)

It’s TIME FOR AZKABAAAAAN! This week Amanda and Kev are going all-in and covering an ambitious four chapters to kick off the well-loved third book of the Harry Potter series. What does the escape of Sirius Black teach us about hurricane prep? Who and what is already making Kev suspicious? What are your hosts now calling Voldemort? All this and more in this (slightly longer than normal) season 3 premiere episode. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

Hot Tom: Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets (The Movie)

This week, your hosts are completing their journey into the big narcissistic snake room by dissecting the film adaptation of Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets . Who did Chris Columbus rob in this adaptation? What moment did your hosts find better in the movie than in the book? What exactly does a happy trombone sound like? Why is Tom Riddle so damn good looking? And for godssake how many eyes does Aragog have? Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

Episode of Requirement: The Wedding!

This week your hosts are telling you all about the best day (read: week) of their lives. You’ll hear every crazy, grasshopper-involved, en français, taco-related detail about the rehearsal dinner, the wedding, and the honeymoon in Paris. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

An All-Around Good Guy...Also Kind of a Gangster (Book 2, Ch. 17-18)

Your hosts are wrapping up Chamber of Secrets, and wrapping up their single lives. Join Amanda and Kev for the final episode before the wedding, and learn about who the REAL hero of this story is. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

Defense Against The Daahk Ahts (Book 2, Ch. 15-16)

The countdown is on for A) the big 'Heir of Slytherin' Reveal and B) your hosts’ wedding. And things are getting weird. It's time for some giant spider-y action, friends. Strap into your feral car, queue up some Olive Hornsby and The Range, and for the love of god watch Moana. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

An A-Ha Moment (Book 2, Ch. 12-14)

This week, your hosts get ambitious and actually cover three whole chapters! They're talking diary-diving, FBI-ing, and...Percy Sledge? Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

What the Hell Kind of School Is This? (Book 2, Ch. 10-11)

Hiss HIIIsSSssss hiSSSSS (That's Parseltongue for "welcome back"). This week your hosts sneak into The Restricted Section, catch the Snitch with a broken arm, get a big surprise during the first meeting of the new and completely violent and horrifying dueling club, and sing the theme song to Saved by the Bell (naturally). Things are getting serious, Amanda is struggling to keep her face neutral about house elf rights, and Kev is finally starting to understand why Potterheads everywhere snicker when they hear "no safer place than Hogwarts". Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

Say My Name, Bastian! (Book 2, Ch. 8-9)

Who would guess that covering two chapters would yield a conversation about everything from Kev's truly traumatic time in his own version of post-hanging-cat-blood-wall Hogwarts to Kimchi to Dumbledore's undies? If you've listened to this show before- you. You would have guessed that. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

I Hypnotize You With My Teeth and You Give Me Money (Book 2, Ch. 4-7)

Considering Hurricane DORKian (eyeroll) kept them inside for awhile, your hosts are tackling four chapters this week- At Flourish and Blotts , The Whomping Willow , Gilderoy Lockhart , and Mudbloods and Murmurs . They’re talking gender, they’re talking race, they’re talking Tony Robbins for some reason. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

Chicken Soup For The Wizard's Soul (Book 2, Ch. 1-3)

Now that they (and their relationship) have survived Book 1, your favorite Potterhead and Potter Virgin are back for Chamber of Secrets. Before diving into the shattered sugared violet pudding WeasleyFest that is the first three chapters of Book 2, your hosts have some exciting announcements about their new benefits for FFH Patreon Supporters, and you’ll be squeaking like Dobby (except with excitement rather than self-bludgeoning). Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

Chekhov's Dragon: Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone (The Movie)

This week, your hosts grab the popcorn and White Claw and dive into the one-liner extravaganza that is the film adaptation of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone . What did they think was spot-on? What made them roll their eyes? And what the hell does Jim Varney have to do with any of it? Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

Episode of Requirement: LeakyCon!

In their very first Episode of Requirement , Amanda and Kev tell you all about their adventures at LeakyCon Dallas, one of the largest annual Harry Potter conventions in the world. There were injuries, there were scooters, there were Tom Feltons(!), but most of all...there were erotic velvet portraits of Hagrid and Hermione. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

May Your Mars Be Merry and Bright (Book 1, Ch. 15-17)

This week Amanda and Kev throw the sheet back over the Mirror of Erised, give out some at-the-buzzer house points, use the love in their very skin to defeat a parasitic foe, and put up their lil' Neville fists to finish Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. What can Ron and Dumbledore teach us about relationships, and who is the newest member of our weird and growing Wizard band? Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

How Does It Feels? (Book 1, Ch. 12-14)

This week Amanda and Kev spend some time in front of the Mirror of Erised, sing a bit o' Bob Dylan, plead for help from their UK listeners, and cry a lil' bit. All in a day's work really. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

Patriarchus Nomorous (Book 1, Ch. 9-11)

This week, your hosts ride the tide of rising action in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Chapters 9, 10, and 11. It's time for The Golden Trio to take shape, but not before Hermione really outdoes herself with rule-following, Snape is most certainly...up...to something, and a loose troll really stinks up the joint. Kev learns the rules of Quidditch, Amanda gets the chance to talk about the most useless magical item in the Wizarding World, and a new whiskey-drinkin', Forbidden-Forest-dwellin' country music star is born. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

Camp Hogwarts (Book 1, Ch. 7-8)

This week, your hosts discuss Chapters 7 and 8 of Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone, The Sorting Hat and The Potions Master. You'll learn Amanda's true opinions about Snape, hear the pros and cons of telling children that they are brave, smart, kind, or...ya know...ambitious, and Kev shares his experiences at Summer Camp and how it (somehow) was sort of like Hogwarts. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

Eating Candy and Talkin' About Boy Stuff (Book 1, Ch. 4-6)

This week, our hosts fully enter the magical world. Join Amanda and Kev as they discuss wand lore, 11 year-old boys, and The Hogwarts Express. Professor Kevlawney takes a trip down memory lane that has Amanda reaching for the Kleenex, and what can the Gringotts Goblins and Draco Malfoy teach our hosts about marriage? Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

Fold My Knickers and Call Me Jonny Duddle (Book 1, Ch. 1-3)

In their premiere episode, Amanda and Kev introduce the show and delve into Sorcerer's Stone Chapters 1-3, exploring what Dudley has in common with Brian Wilson, why Kev thinks Dumbledore is similar to Keith Richards, and learning marriage lessons from (of all people) The Dursleys. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)