Answer These Questions Four (While We Take A Week Off)

The Wilsons are taking a short last-minute break and before they return next week to embark on the Home Stretch of Half-Blood Prince, they have some questions for you! Think of it as a Hedwig's Digital Get-Down in reverse...so a Nwod-Teg Latigid S'giwdeh. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

Deborah Gryffindor (Book 6, Chapter 23)

Hooray, Kev has finally learned about Horcruxes! The Wilsons are breaking it all down, from the age old debate "is Dumbledore a puppet master or a kindly mentor?" to what a trash person Willy Wonka's Grandpa Joe is. Plus, where would your hosts conceal a part of their soul? And who the eff is Johnny Ravenclaw? Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

He's Really Sorry About Your Spider (Book 6, Chapters 21-22)

RIP Aragog, you giant effing terrifying beast. This week The Wilsons join Harry as he finally figures out where Malfoy's been going, runs into a still very morose Tonks who may or may not have been "kissing cousins" with Sirius (awkward), and helps eulogize an actual monster for the sake of Dumbledore's homework. Plus, a 40(!) song playlist involving Amanda's adamant declarations of love for Boyz II Men. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

Hey Buddy, You Ok? (Book 6, Chapters 19-20)

Albus Percival Emotionally Unavailable Brian Dumbledore is bringing Harry into two more Voldy-tales and The Wilsons are tagging along. But before that, it's UGH MCCLAGGEN, Lavender Brown deserves better, and Let's Get Ready To (Elf) Rumbuuuuuhl. We'll see ya in there. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

Wilkie Twycross, County Commissioner (Book 6, Chapter 18)

It's our 100th episode (!!!) and to celebrate we're poisoning Ron and splinching as much as possible- because Susan Bones hasn't been through enough apparently. Join The Wilsons as they talk love potions gone awry, Van Gogh, and awful 80's ballads. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

Ssstop It (Book 6, Chapter 17)

The Wilsons are returning to the Pensieve for another visit with baby psychopath Tom Riddle Jr.- and they're just in time for a triple homicide! Plus: caffeinated Kev, a frank discussion about she-who-must-not-be-named and the harm that "it's just her opinion" can cause, and Les Mis? Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

Wax Your Wand By The Fire (Book 6, Chapter 16)

It's Christmas at The Burrow and sh*t is TENSE. The Wilsons are here for all the drama and every sexual innuendo Celestina Warbeck throws their way. Plus, Amanda talks about Remus Lupin way more than is necessary, Kev is reminded (again, somehow) of Donnie Brasco, and a stirring rendition of an AC/DC classic. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

Master of Psychology, Part 2 (Book 6, Chapter 15)

It's time to wrap up our discussion of how awful Ron currently is as The Wilsons tackle Chapter 15, The Unbreakable Vow . Kev's already getting in the Hogwarts Christmas spirit, complete with Love, Actually quotes, hymn-singing, and not remembering what street that damn Miracle took place on. Plus all of the regular segments you desperately missed last week, like Kevlawney's prophecy, marriage lessons, and patronus moments. And might we have another week of unanimous Winners and Losers? Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

Master of Psychology, Part 1 (Book 6, Chapter 14)

Since 50% of The Wilsons will be traveling this week, one jumbo episode becomes FFH's second-ever two-parter (hopefully with fewer tears than the last one). This week, Felix Felicis is in the hot seat and the tough questions are being asked: What highly suggestive phrase most definitely changed for the US versions of the books? Is there anything more intense than teenage male jealousy? And is Ron, in fact, and incel? Note that since this is a two-part episode the usual later segments (Prophecy, Hedwig's Digital Get-Down, Marriage Lessons, etc.) will be in Part 2. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

Where Ya Going Tonight, Frank? (Book 6, Chapter 13)

The Wilsons are diving back into The Pensieve to meet the creepy-AF child that is 11 year-old Tommy Riddle. Naturally, this means they're talking about everything from The Bad Seed to Lil Nas X. Plus, diagnosing Antisocial Personality Disorder, Patronus Moment tears, and foils vs. antagonists. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

Never Go Full James (Book 6, Chapter 12)

Harry's gonna do what Harry's gonna do, and in this case it's whatever the EFF he wants. While the Chosen One doles out spells with no knowledge of the possible consequences, The Wilsons are dissecting the seriously crazy fate of Katie Bell and laying down a new soundtrack for an HP reboot. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

McLovin' (Book 6, Chapter 11)

Hermione's offering another morally dubious helping hand this week- albeit slightly more satisfying given the asshat on the receiving end. The Wilsons are talking Quidditch, adult immaturity, #freestanshunpike, Dawson's Creek?, and Kev's strangely strong feelings about raccoons. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

You Sure Got A Purty Mouth (Book 6, Chapters 9-10)

We've reached the point of Book 6 where things start getting dark, abusive, and generally uncomfy. The Wilsons are talking Amortentia and the power of scent, a Slughorn/Frankenfurter mashup, the definition of happiness, Bob Ogden's Used Cars, and sympathy for Voldy? No wonder this is a long one. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

Schrödinger's Chosen One (Book 6, Chapters 7-8)

This week, it's all aboard the Sad Sluggy Express to head back to the Lawless Land that is Hogwarts. But before we narrowly miss dinner and have awkward moments with Hagrid, let's discuss Harry getting curb-stomped, Marietta's ongoing disfigurement, changing patronuses, and the compulsive need men seem to have to tell women to smile. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

I Mean, I'm The F*cking Chosen One (Book 6, Chapters 5-6)

It seems all Kev needed to conquer two chapters for the first time this season was some of Molly Weasley's onion soup. This week, we're talking The Burrow, French Girls, and getting goosed by a Probity Probe. Plus: the Charmin Baby rumor, ring composition, and a visit from Draco MalKev!

Your Puppet Master Is Showing (Book 6, Chapter 4)

Dumbledore's rare form continues this week as he plays Slughorn (and Harry) like a fiddle. The Wilsons return to the subject of The Greatest Wizard of All Time's bathroom habits, Kev casts Slughorn with a very unlikely actor, and Sluggy's hometown is re-christened...Budlight Bubblebath.

I'm Not A Fatalist, I'm A Farmer (Book 6, Chapter 3)

Another day, another Dumbledore FLEX chapter. This week, The Wilsons are celebrating his annihilation of The Dursleys and their incredibly bad manners as they dive into Chapter 3 of Half Blood Prince, 'Will and Won't'. Is Hogwarts just an orphanage for unwanted house elves? Why are both Amanda and Kev falling asleep during major medical tests? And oh hey Kevin Bacon!

To Catch A Death Eater (Book 6, Chapter 2)

It's time for Spinner's End and fair warning there are a LOT of threesome jokes.  Does Kev believe a word Snape is saying to Bellatrix and Narcissa? And what did he get REALLY wrong about the Unbreakable Vow? Plus, Amanda and Kev talk roller skating songs, history in the Wizarding World, and Nicholas Cage.