Episodes

We're In The Future Also (Book 4, Chapters 29-30)
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May 26, 2020

We're In The Future Also (Book 4, Chapters 29-30)

In what the Potter Virgin of the duo has dubbed the “chapters that have fully solidified his place in the fandom”, The Wilsons are tackling “The Dream” and “The Pensieve” this week. And while there is plenty of dark and twisted material to cover, Potterheads know this may well be Kev’s last stop before the series becomes the full-on Heartbreak Express. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)
MAZE. (Book 4, Chapter 28)
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May 19, 2020

MAZE. (Book 4, Chapter 28)

‘The Madness of Mr. Crouch’ gets it’s own episode this week, because quite frankly things are getting batshit up in here. Your hosts are debating Hermione’s continued house-elf advocacy, wondering where Hogwarts students go for illicit activities, wishing they could snuggle Nifflers, and dissecting Crouch’s very strange and sudden reappearance. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)
Crouching Barty, Hidden Bagman (Book 4, Chapters 26-27)
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May 12, 2020

Crouching Barty, Hidden Bagman (Book 4, Chapters 26-27)

The Wilsons have swam with the merpeople and enjoyed some serious gossip with a cave-dwelling Sirius Black, and this week they’re processing it all. Kev has emerged from these two chapters with thoughts about Merchieftainess Murcus, a brand new vocal styling for one character, and more suspicions than ever of an ever-growing list of people. Don’t worry, Amanda’s lips are sealed. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)
Hide Nor Hair Nor Hagrid (Book 4, Chapters 24-25)
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May 5, 2020

Hide Nor Hair Nor Hagrid (Book 4, Chapters 24-25)

This week, The Wilsons are covering two chapters- one of which Kev has declared his “favorite chapter of the series so far”. Who his topping Kev’s list of potential Death Eaters? Why is Curious George an indication of Amanda’s academic failures? What’s Hagrid, ahem, bathroom arrangement? And what did Aberforth do to a goat? Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)
Weird, Castrated Morrissey (Book 4, Chapters 21-23)
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April 28, 2020

Weird, Castrated Morrissey (Book 4, Chapters 21-23)

It’s time for The Yule Ball and The Wilsons are reliving the terror of asking your crush to a dance and voicing support for body modification, Botox, and Carole Baskin’s Skrewt Farm. Who did Kev initially think Hermione was taking to the Ball? What has him worried about Crouch? And what exactly was happening in those rose bushes? Plus, a brand new weekly segment makes its debut! Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)
MINISODE: Our Harry Potter Questions For YOU!
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April 21, 2020

MINISODE: Our Harry Potter Questions For YOU!

The Wilsons are taking the week off from traditional episodes and before they get back to normal next week, they have some burning Harry Potter questions for you to answer! Send your responses to thefoxandthefoxhound@gmail.com or send a DM on Instagram (@thefoxandthefoxhound) or Twitter (@foxandfoxhound) and hear your responses on a special edition of Hedwig's Digital Get Down in next week's episode! Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)
Zooming With Sirius (Book 4, Chapters 19-20)
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April 14, 2020

Zooming With Sirius (Book 4, Chapters 19-20)

The first task is complete, and your hosts have plenty to say on the matter. Hear all about Hermione’s Mr. Miyagi moment, Harry’s more dickish tendencies, Americans’ obsession with flags, and of course how Ron and Harry parallel 2Pac and Biggie Smalls. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)
Hickory Diggory Dock (Book 4, Chapters 17-18)
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April 7, 2020

Hickory Diggory Dock (Book 4, Chapters 17-18)

In the aftermath of the Goblet’s (very rude) spewing of a Fourth Triwizard Champion name, Amanda and Kev are going full-on with impressions (Harry, Fleur, Almanzo Wilder?), debating the problematic nature of “it’s not fair” arguments, dissecting the complex mystery that is Ron Weasley, and somehow relating all of it back to Tiger King and Amanda’s terrible Animal Crossing Island name. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)
Can I Get Some Of That Imperious Curse? (Book 4, Chapters 15-16)
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March 31, 2020

Can I Get Some Of That Imperious Curse? (Book 4, Chapters 15-16)

The Triwizard Tournament officially has its (four) champions, Moody’s out here casting Unforgiveable Curses on errbody, and through it all The Wilsons are revisiting the dark days of “that’s hot” and speculating about Shaquille O’Neal’s sexual logistics. What does Professor Kevlawney think may be a hidden gift of Dumbledore’s? How much Hufflepuff Pride does Amanda display over the moment Cedric is chosen as a Hogwarts champion? And can Kev do a French accent? Spoiler alert: no he cannot. Support...
Constant Vigilance! (Book 4, Chapters 13-14)
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March 24, 2020

Constant Vigilance! (Book 4, Chapters 13-14)

The Wilsons are still stuck inside- running out of alcohol rapidly and diving right in to The Unforgivable Curses! They’re discussing the zingers, Vietnam service, and episodes of actual child abuse from one Mr. Moody and deciding who they would want to spend quarantine with from the Wizarding World. And while this week doesn’t technically meet the requirements of a “musical episode”…there is a disproportionate amount of singing. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)
96 Galleons (Book 4, Chapters 11-12)
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March 17, 2020

96 Galleons (Book 4, Chapters 11-12)

It’s a bit of a dark time on this planet right now, and this week The Wilsons are hoping that The Adorable (and Pint-Sized) Creevey Brothers might put a smile on their faces. Spoiler alert: they really, really do. Also, what the making of grits at Dollywood has in common with Arthur’s note-taking, Amanda and Kev beg Universal Studios to consult with them about coming attractions, and Professor Kevlawney has some initial thoughts about Mad Eye Moody. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxand...
Dancing In The Dark Arts (Book 4, Chapters 9-10)
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March 10, 2020

Dancing In The Dark Arts (Book 4, Chapters 9-10)

Things are getting all kinds of creepy up in Goblet of Fire . This week your hosts are talking The Dark Mark, The Media, Elf Rights, and Kev’s rampant distrust for ol’ Toothbrush Mustache. Also, The Royal House of Windsor and (for some reason) Justin Bieber? Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)
Dude, Your Implicit Bias Is Showing (Book 4, Chapters 7-8)
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March 3, 2020

Dude, Your Implicit Bias Is Showing (Book 4, Chapters 7-8)

Sportsball Alert! It’s the final of the Quidditch World Cup and the camping antics of a whole bunch of wizards with no chill that precede it. Your hosts are talking Bagman, Crouch, Wizard/Muggle Relations, a “writhing” Percy Weasley, and more. Who’s acting like Bruno Mars? Who’s reminding The Wilsons of the uncle in Napoleon Dynamite? And what had Amanda and Kev crying this time? Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)
Ron Floo Over The Cuckoo's Nest (Book 4, Chapters 4-6)
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Feb. 25, 2020

Ron Floo Over The Cuckoo's Nest (Book 4, Chapters 4-6)

It’s time for the next three chapters of Goblet of Fire , the introduction of the Portkey concept, and the return of mafia references! Kev and Amanda are delving into the logistics of getting an assload of wizards to one place and the titillation of cauldron-bottom thickness. Plus: porridge talk, Kev gets quizzed on The Weasley Birth Order, and Professor Kevlawney makes a prediction that will win or fail as soon as next week. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)
Good Guy Frank Bryce (Book 4, Chapters 1-3)
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Feb. 18, 2020

Good Guy Frank Bryce (Book 4, Chapters 1-3)

It’s the Season 4 premiere, and The Wilsons are tackling Chapters 1-3 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire . A distinct tonal departure in Chapter 1 has Professor Kevlawney’s crystal ball a-glowing, Frank Bryce is assigned an alternative career, and numerous theories are posited about which part of Nagini exactly is being milked. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)
Episode of Requirement: The Newlywed Game!
Feb. 11, 2020

Episode of Requirement: The Newlywed Game!

This week, Kev and Amanda are at the mercy of The Manager of Mischief himself- Josh “Jay Bay” Bailey and his arsenal of patron-submitted questions. Some are sweet, some are strange, some are…ahem…for grown ups. How well do The Wilsons really know each other, and exactly how much bourbon was consumed in the making of this episode? Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)
Skele-Gro Rodeo: The Kevlawney Prophecy Round-Up of Books 1-3
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Feb. 4, 2020

Skele-Gro Rodeo: The Kevlawney Prophecy Round-Up of Books 1-3

This week your hosts are taking a stroll down memory lane that is completely metaphorical considering Kev has broken several things and can’t stroll anywhere at the moment. Nevertheless, The Wilsons soldier on with the very first Kevlawney Prophecy Round-Up. Join them as they review the hits, misses, and remaining question marks from the increasingly-polished crystal ball of our favorite FFH Seer. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)
Can We Get Alfonso Cuarón On The Phone?: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (The Movie)
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Jan. 28, 2020

Can We Get Alfonso Cuarón On The Phone?: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (The Movie)

Hope you bought your tickets to COMPLAINEYFEST 2020 because The Wilsons have opinions about the film adaption of Book 3. As usual for the movie episodes, they’re giving you their most magical moments, most muggle moments (spoiler alert that section is longer), best casting decisions, dream recasts, and movie-inspired marriage lessons. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)
Get That Firebolt Up To 88 (Book 3, Ch. 21-22)
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Jan. 21, 2020

Get That Firebolt Up To 88 (Book 3, Ch. 21-22)

Your hosts are finishing up Book 3 this week by dissecting the last two chapters of Prisoner of Azkaban , and they are talking quantum physics, Kev’s dream soundtrack for the book’s finale, and why Harry’s Patronus form is emotionally wrecking The Wilsons. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)
What's The Time, Professor Lupin? (Book 3, Ch. 19-20)
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Jan. 14, 2020

What's The Time, Professor Lupin? (Book 3, Ch. 19-20)

This week, your hosts are discussing the truth about one Peter Pettigrew, and possibly divorcing over Severus Snape. Will Kev’s blood pressure ever go down after the incredibly stressful events in these 41-odd pages? What moment had both Wilsons literally crying while talking about it? Who smells the worst in The Shrieking Shack? And why would Pavarti Patil and Crookshanks ever be brought up in the same sentence? Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)
You CANNOT Call Him 'Teen Wolf' (Book 3, Ch. 18)
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Jan. 7, 2020

You CANNOT Call Him 'Teen Wolf' (Book 3, Ch. 18)

This week your hosts are delving into the Marauder backstory, with all of its sacrifice, tragedy, and…premeditated murder? Kev is making the case for why Remus Lupin is a lot like Kevin Hart, Amanda is worried about the possible Great Wilson Snape/Marauder Fan Divide that may be coming, and both are speculating about their own animagus forms. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)
Yer A Wizard, Scabbers (Book 3, Ch. 15-17)
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Dec. 31, 2019

Yer A Wizard, Scabbers (Book 3, Ch. 15-17)

This week’s episode is larger than the giant axe MacNair is casually carrying around a school full of children, and it’s time for the Quidditch Cup, final exams, and some good ol’ murderous intent. How many times did this section have Kev saying “what the HELL is going on”? Who are your hosts crowning as the (un)Official Winner of This Section? What’s making Amanda cry in the chapter Cat, Rat, and Dog ? And why are The Wilsons still reeling from an incident involving a cat and a Christmas tree? ...
Bed Shaming (Book 3, Ch. 13-14)
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Dec. 28, 2019

Bed Shaming (Book 3, Ch. 13-14)

After a brief delay, your hosts are back to talk about Hagrid's most shining moment, Jimmy Carter, the ongoing strangeness that is the Lupin/Snape dynamic, and whether or not Harry does in fact strut . Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)
Amanda Wilson Check-In Time!
Dec. 24, 2019

Amanda Wilson Check-In Time!

Please enjoy this brief update about this week's episode and Amanda's answer to a listener question about keeping it cool when Kev guesses things correctly. Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)
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