Episodes

The Dog Father: The Season 6 Owl Post and Prophecy Round-Up!

For the first time in FFH history, we're combining the season's remaining Owl Post with the Book 6 Prophecy Round-Up and we're topping it all with a Winner/Loser Round-Up cherry on top. The Wilsons are covering everything fro...

Shoot 'Em Up Bang Bang: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (The Movie)

Well, Kevin has seen the Half-Blood Prince movie and he has a lot of thoughts. Spoiler alert: most of them are very rant-y. What do the Death Eaters have in common with the hyenas in The Lion King? What moment made Kevin stop...

Ride Or Die (Book 6, Chapter 30)

That's a wrap for Book 6, and The Wilsons are ending Half Blood Prince with a very flashy funeral, Harry sassing the Minister for Magic yet again, a knowledge drop about Snape's parentage, and the Goldenest of Golden Trio mom...

Merely A Flesh Wound (Book 6, Chapters 28-29)

Kevin has made it past his denial and Dumbledore's demise is hitting him hard. In this double-stuffed episode The Wilsons talk major Hospital Wing revelations, Devon Sawa, and being Werewolf-Adjacent. Support the show (http:/...

Rainbow Bridge (Book 6, Chapter 27)

Dumbledore may have taken an AK to the chest, but Mr. Wilson isn't too worried- he doesn't think things are as they seem. Join us as we discuss The Lightning-Struck Tower , Kev debuts his Fenrir Greyback voice, and a surprisi...

Accio Pimp Cup (Book 6, Chapter 26)

The Wilsons are joining Harry and Grandpa on a Goonies-style adventure to a zombie cave, but first they have some huge news to spill for you all! Support the show (http://patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhound)

Lettah From The Guvnah (Book 6, Chapter 25)

Harry and Grandpa are about to go on an adventure, but first it's the (all too brief) return of CAPS LOCK HARRY after Sybill's supreme post-sherry bomb drop. Join The Wilsons as they talk Harry Potter: The Musical, tattoos, P...

Nothing Good Happens At The Three Broomsticks (Book 6, Chapter 24)

The Wilsons are back, and just in time to see some serious sh*t go down in the boys' bathroom. Kev has some thoughts about Harry's serious lack of social graces, and Amanda has an explicit hand gesture to teach you all. Plus,...

Answer These Questions Four (While We Take A Week Off)

The Wilsons are taking a short last-minute break and before they return next week to embark on the Home Stretch of Half-Blood Prince, they have some questions for you! Think of it as a Hedwig's Digital Get-Down in reverse...s...

Deborah Gryffindor (Book 6, Chapter 23)

Hooray, Kev has finally learned about Horcruxes! The Wilsons are breaking it all down, from the age old debate "is Dumbledore a puppet master or a kindly mentor?" to what a trash person Willy Wonka's Grandpa Joe is. Plus, whe...

He's Really Sorry About Your Spider (Book 6, Chapters 21-22)

RIP Aragog, you giant effing terrifying beast. This week The Wilsons join Harry as he finally figures out where Malfoy's been going, runs into a still very morose Tonks who may or may not have been "kissing cousins" with Siri...

Hey Buddy, You Ok? (Book 6, Chapters 19-20)

Albus Percival Emotionally Unavailable Brian Dumbledore is bringing Harry into two more Voldy-tales and The Wilsons are tagging along. But before that, it's UGH MCCLAGGEN, Lavender Brown deserves better, and Let's Get Ready T...

Wilkie Twycross, County Commissioner (Book 6, Chapter 18)

It's our 100th episode (!!!) and to celebrate we're poisoning Ron and splinching as much as possible- because Susan Bones hasn't been through enough apparently. Join The Wilsons as they talk love potions gone awry, Van Gogh, ...

Ssstop It (Book 6, Chapter 17)

The Wilsons are returning to the Pensieve for another visit with baby psychopath Tom Riddle Jr.- and they're just in time for a triple homicide! Plus: caffeinated Kev, a frank discussion about she-who-must-not-be-named and th...

Wax Your Wand By The Fire (Book 6, Chapter 16)

It's Christmas at The Burrow and sh*t is TENSE. The Wilsons are here for all the drama and every sexual innuendo Celestina Warbeck throws their way. Plus, Amanda talks about Remus Lupin way more than is necessary, Kev is remi...

Master of Psychology, Part 2 (Book 6, Chapter 15)

It's time to wrap up our discussion of how awful Ron currently is as The Wilsons tackle Chapter 15, The Unbreakable Vow . Kev's already getting in the Hogwarts Christmas spirit, complete with Love, Actually quotes, hymn-singi...

Master of Psychology, Part 1 (Book 6, Chapter 14)

Since 50% of The Wilsons will be traveling this week, one jumbo episode becomes FFH's second-ever two-parter (hopefully with fewer tears than the last one). This week, Felix Felicis is in the hot seat and the tough questions ...

Where Ya Going Tonight, Frank? (Book 6, Chapter 13)

The Wilsons are diving back into The Pensieve to meet the creepy-AF child that is 11 year-old Tommy Riddle. Naturally, this means they're talking about everything from The Bad Seed to Lil Nas X. Plus, diagnosing Antisocial Pe...

Never Go Full James (Book 6, Chapter 12)

Harry's gonna do what Harry's gonna do, and in this case it's whatever the EFF he wants. While the Chosen One doles out spells with no knowledge of the possible consequences, The Wilsons are dissecting the seriously crazy fat...

McLovin' (Book 6, Chapter 11)

Hermione's offering another morally dubious helping hand this week- albeit slightly more satisfying given the asshat on the receiving end. The Wilsons are talking Quidditch, adult immaturity, #freestanshunpike, Dawson's Creek...

You Sure Got A Purty Mouth (Book 6, Chapters 9-10)

We've reached the point of Book 6 where things start getting dark, abusive, and generally uncomfy. The Wilsons are talking Amortentia and the power of scent, a Slughorn/Frankenfurter mashup, the definition of happiness, Bob O...

Schrödinger's Chosen One (Book 6, Chapters 7-8)

This week, it's all aboard the Sad Sluggy Express to head back to the Lawless Land that is Hogwarts. But before we narrowly miss dinner and have awkward moments with Hagrid, let's discuss Harry getting curb-stomped, Marietta'...

I Mean, I'm The F*cking Chosen One (Book 6, Chapters 5-6)

It seems all Kev needed to conquer two chapters for the first time this season was some of Molly Weasley's onion soup. This week, we're talking The Burrow, French Girls, and getting goosed by a Probity Probe. Plus: the Charmin Baby rumor, ring composition, and a visit from Draco MalKev!

Your Puppet Master Is Showing (Book 6, Chapter 4)

Dumbledore's rare form continues this week as he plays Slughorn (and Harry) like a fiddle. The Wilsons return to the subject of The Greatest Wizard of All Time's bathroom habits, Kev casts Slughorn with a very unlikely actor, and Sluggy's hometown is re-christened...Budlight Bubblebath.